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Bast dropped his face into his hands, laughing.  “Oh my god.  This might actually be a good idea.  I wonder if I can get them to write my dissertation while I’m at it.”

“Hmm, I think for that you would need to run a few more tests.  I mean who can bring you the best coffee or pastry is not quite the same as who can carry out research for you.  That’s probably a very niche group indeed.”